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Top 5 episodes of . . . Laser Cats!

January 18th, 2010

Kyle posted something, so of course I need to bump him out of the top spot.  As a consolation, I’ll attempt to truncate this post, so it’s still possible to see Kyle’s clip of the day headline (i.e., you need to click “Read more” to see this entire post).

More importantly, the Fifth episode of Laser Cats came out last weekend, so of course, now it’s time to rank all five.   All told they’re awesome, and I recommend watching them all now:

[Note, this is where you click "Read more" to keep reading.  So click "Read more", and keep reading.  Also: SPOILER ALERT]

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Running Backs Apparently Love to Share.

September 5th, 2008

So let me start off by saying that in previous years I have drafted a RB in the 1st round, 2nd round, and 3rd round, but not this year.  This year is different because so many teams are doing the stupid running back committee crap.  Whatever happened to the good ole days where a starting running back was a starting running back?  Now we’ve got this he’s a starter but might not get more carries than the back up.  In this new day in age running backs are still valued, but just not as high as they once were.  I would say there are probably only 5 running backs that are locks week in and week out.  The rest of the bunch is a match-up or wait and see philosophy.  So without further ado I give you my running back rankings.

 

  1. LaDainian Tomlinson – Easily the most consistent and dominant RB in the game.
  2. Brian Westbrook – Westbrook doesn’t have LT or AD talent, but he’s consistent and he’s the only and I mean only weapon that the Eagles have.
  3. Adrian Peterson – People talk about him being injury-proned and sometimes inconsistent, but I say that he’s a freak of nature.
  4. Steven Jackson – He’s a big power back who can catch.  I believe the last running back Al Saunders had that was like that was Priest Holmes.
  5. Marshawn Lynch – He’s consistent, productive, and young.  The only downside is he sees a lot of 8 man fronts.
  6. Marion Barber III– He may share carries with freak Felix Jones, but he’s still the guy.  He’ll get 1200 yards rushing and double digit TDs to go with his receiving yards.
  7. Joseph Addai – I’m not a huge fan because he has a tendency to get banged up, but he’s fast and has Peyton Manning at QB.
  8. Clinton Portis – People always over look him and he always puts up good numbers.  He’ll get 1300 yards rushing and 10 TDs.
  9. Larry Johnson – He may get 30 carries a game, but the Chiefs offense sucks and he’ll see a ton of 8 man fronts.
  10. Ryan Grant – He plays on a very good offense and with Favre gone he should get more carries.
  11. Frank Gore – He’s a big back in a Mike Martz offense.  Normally that’s a bad thing, but he’s San Francisco’s only option.
  12. Willie Parker – Fast Willie has to deal with Mendenhall, but he’ll still get 25-30 touches a game.  He’s too good not to get him touches.
  13. Maurice Jones Drew – He still has to contend with Fred Taylor, but lets be honest he’s better than Taylor.  He’ll get 900 yards rushing and 400 yards receiving.
  14. Darren McFadden – McFreaky as I like to call him.  He could be the second coming of Bo Jackson, but more than likely he’ll be the second coming of AD.
  15. Thomas Jones – Brett Favre ensures less 8 man fronts, plus a revamped o-line ensures bigger running lanes.
  16. Willis McGahee – Assuming he’ll stay healthy, which I don’t, he should put up good solid numbers.  That’s assuming he’ll stay healthy.
  17. Brandon Jacobs – He’s a huge bruiser!  He scores touchdowns!  He gets hurt often?!?
  18. Earnest Graham – I’m not as convinced as Tim is about Graham.  I think there’s a good chance he’s a one season wonder, but I still think he’ll at least get a fair shot to prove me wrong.
  19. Laurence Maroney – Will he consistently get 20 carries a game?  No.  Does Belichick like him?  I don’t think so.  Is he better than Lamont Jordan?  Sure … why not.
  20. Michael Turner – Say hello to 8 man fronts because of a rookie QB.  At least he’ll get plenty of carries.  Think Chester Taylor stats before AD showed up in Minny.
  21. Edgerrin James – He’s still playing?  At least he can stay young by hitting up keggers with Leinart.
  22. Lendale White – He won’t get the same amount of carries as he did last year because of Chris Johnson.  He will at least get goal line carries.
  23. Reggie Bush – I don’t like him at all.  He’ll be lucky to get 800 rushing yards, and more than likely he’ll get hurt for 4 weeks mid way through the season.
  24. Matt Forte – Someone has to get the carries in Chicago.  Right?
  25. Ricky Williams – The weed smoker gets a good chance to start in Miami.

RB Rankings; PS Coseo Stinks

August 27th, 2008

By now you’ve probably drafted in most (if not all) of your leagues.  If you’re not done, just make sure you finish them before Sept. 4th, when the NFL season kicks-off as the Redskins take on the Giants.

Speaking of, this seems like an appropriate time to remind you that Eli Manning, Brandon Jacobs, and Plaxico Burress (and if you’re having a hard time letting go, Jeremy Shockey) are all good, but not elite fantasy players.  If you take them before players like Tony Romo, Marion Barber, Terrell Owens or Jason Witten, then in addition to being a stinking Giants fan, you won’t be setting your fantasy team up for success.  (This woudn’t be as dumb as say, drafting ANY Philadelphia Eagles’ Wide Receivers.  But it bears mentioning, because – lo and behold – people are still doing just that).  Finally, for any waste-of-space Redskins fans out there, it’s not that I revile your team any less than the Eagles or Giants, it’s more just that there really aren’t any ‘Skins players who are impact fantasy football players, aside from Clinton Portis).

With that said, here are my RB rankings.  These assume 6 point touchdowns and 10 yards per point.  Also, these are re-draft rankings, not Dynasty or Keeper rankings.

1) LaDainian Tomlinson – for what seems like forever, LT remains #1.
2) Brian Westbrook – Westbrook isn’t better than Adrian Peterson, but until the Eagles trade for a WR with a pulse, he and McNabb constitute their offense.
3) Adrian Peterson – Remember when Peterson had 14 carries for 3 yards in week 14 vs. the “Niners?!?  Peterson owners vividly do, especially since week 14 is a playoff week in most leagues.  You can expect AD (That’s for Adrian “All-Day” Peterson, for you non-Oklahoma University fans out there) to range from 20 to 25 carries per week this year, destroying the attempts-weighted Yards Per Carry (YPC) record while he’s at it.
4) Steven Jackson – the Rams’ O-line self destructed so badly last year that it would be like winning the lottery twice if it happens again.  He’ll improve tremendously.
5) Marshawn Lynch – eeks out the #5 spot over Addai, due to an improved YPC with an improving Edwards at QB and thus less 8 man fronts to run through.
6) Joseph Addai – is by far the safer choice than #’s 2 through 5.  Lower risk, but a lower ceiling with Indy’s pass-oriented offense.
7) Maurice Jones-Drew – ascends to Top 10 for the first time in his young career, as additional wear on ageless Fred Taylor and a bona-fide passing game bolster Jones-Drew’s opportunities.
8 Earnest Graham – Ranking him this high is unorthodox, but I think Cadillac Williams’ career is over, and Warrick Dunn is a creaky change-of-pace passing option.  The Bucs play an easy schedule – you can expect to see Graham on the field A LOT.
9) Ryan Grant – A little risky in keeper leagues since his role isn’t cemented (forget the big contract: only $4.5 is guaranteed, and that’s all for this year).  But he’s the feature back in one of the NFC’s best offenses.
10) Laurence Maroney – Teams have upgraded their secondaries and pass-rushes to try and disrupt the NE passing game.  This will open up opportunities for Maroney and the other NE running backs (Morris, etc.)  Hopefully a little load balancing will help ease Maroney’s myriad nicks and scrapes.
11) Clinton Portis – call him by whatever name or character you like, he’s less injury prone than people think.  Like Marshawn, he will benefit from an improving QB.
12) Larry Johnson – Herm Edwards is entertaing and a great motivator, but KC is a terrible team.  But I think LJ will accumulate good stats despite seeing nothing but 8 or even 9 man fronts.
13) Ronnie Brown – Who knows what to expect here.  I really don’t know if he’ll shake the injury bug, but he’s got great upside if he does.  Also, I don’t buy Ricky Williams as an alternative – I think Parcells and Co. might be trying to trade Ricky b/c they know that rookie Jalen Parmele is already a great backup.
14) Brandon Jacobs – Jacobs is a wrecking ball who’s a risk to get hurt on every play.  But he’s in his prime.  I would feel ok having him on my team, so long as I had his primary backup, Ahmad Bradshaw as well.
15) Darren McFadden – Zone blocking schemes do great, great things for running backs.  And unlike the Denver Broncos RBs that made the system famous (exception: Portis), McFadden is actually a great running back.
16) Frank Gore – Mike Martz offenses do terrible, terrible things for RB fantasy production.  Gore is still a fine choice, but as a #2, not a #1 back.  (With luck the Martz system might save wear and tear on him).
17) Marion Barber III – It’s two factors that make me want to avoid Barber this year 1) Any injury to Romo or any O-Lineman would really hurt him, and 2) Felix Jones is a rocket who’ll get 5 to 10 carries per game.  As a Cowboys fan, I hope that Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett is smart enough to keep Barber’s carries under 250.  (i.e., Barber ending up as a top 20 fantasy RB may be better for the Cowboys as a team than Barber as a top 10 RB).
18) Jamal Lewis – I don’t see as good a year as last year, but 1300 total yards is still pretty good.
19) Fred Taylor - The Jags will be good this year.  I think Taylor will cede 40+ carries to MJD.
20) Willis McGahee – Unfortunately the Ravens will stink this year, and the O-Line is really young.  I like McGahee better next year than this year.
21) Willie Parker – Pittsburgh’s line is going to be terrible this year, as their best players signed with the Jets.   “Fast Willie” is still fast, but the key is I think he’s as fast as rookie Rashard Mendenhall.
22) Rashard Mendenhall – The first of many great years for him in Pittsburgh.
23) Edgerrin James – Uses luck and a lock on the starting job on his way to 1200 total yards with a bad YPC.
24) Reggie “I’m Not a Bust” Bush – Reggie’s definitely not a bust.  He’s just not a fantasy FB all-star.
25) Thomas Jones – He and Jerricho Cotchery had to be the happiest guys in NY when Farve was signed.

Other notables: Lendale White, Chris Johnson, Jonathan Stewart, Kevin Smith, Chester Taylor, Julius Jones, Matt Forte, Felix Jones, and DeAngelo Williams.

QB Rankings (Who’s Gisele?)

August 20th, 2008

I’m overdue in posting my Quarterback rankings, so here you go

It’s my duty to remind you that how you rank your QBs should depend on your league’s scoring. These assume 5 points per TD and 1 point per 20 passing yards.

  1. Tom Brady – I can’t argue with Kyle’s logic about him dating Gisele.
  2. Peyton Manning – Even if he missed the first game, he’ll end up 2nd overall. Indy’s schedule is relatively easy this year, and his receiving corp will be significantly better than last year, when – at times – he was throwing to Reggie Wayne and guys who looked like Keanu Reeves from The Replacements.
  3. Drew Brees – New Orleans threw the ball some obscene number of times last year (like 650+ attempts). You can expect more of the same this year. TE Shockey’s arrival can also be seen as a boost/lifeline for Robert Meachem’s career.
  4. Carson Palmer – Shame the Bengals defense stinks, otherwise they’d be a playoff team.
  5. Ben Roethlisberger – You’re rolling the dice with an injury to Big Ben, since his O-Line will struggle (i.e., you have to hope he stays healthy by continuing to have good luck dodging the pass rush, which he will see VERY VERY often).
  6. Donovan McNabb – Do you feel lucky? On a points per game basis, McNabb will probably outscore everyone on this list except Brady. But the million dollar question is . . . how many games will he play this year? Otherwise his absolute dearth of receivers is mitigated by Andy Reid’s pass-happy offense. ****Breaking News**** Kevin Curtis is hurt and out for a significant portion of the season. McNabb now has what’s looking like the worst starting receiver corps in the NFL. If you’ve already drafted McNabb (or if you’re an unfortunate-as-usual Eagles fan) then you better hope the front office trades for or signs some WR help. Sorry kids, Westbrook can’t do it all by himself.
  7. David Garrard – Slow and steady puts you in the top 10. Having receivers with live, active heartbeats also helps.
  8. Tony Romo – It’s purely an injury risk scenario that has him this low. One injury to any among TO, Barber, the O-Line, or himself will depress – but not tank – his value.
  9. Eli Manning – Will the real Eli please stand up? I think it’s somewhere between the regular season and the Playoffs. Frustrating, but better than your other options at this point.
  10. Derek Anderson – If Peyton Manning is Mr. Consistency, then Anderson is Mr. IN-consistency, although we do know the Browns will give him 10 or so starts to prove he’s for real.
  11. Matt Hasselbeck – Now that Bobby Engram is hurt he has no WRs to throw to. But at least he can toss dump-passes and screens to Julius Jones, instead of watching Shawn Alexander use the ball as a pillow.
  12. Jay Cutler – He’s great, but his O-Line is recovering and his receiver (Marshall) is TBD whether he can catch and hold onto the ball due to potential nerve damage in his arm and hands. Beyond Marshall he has Scheffler and a bunch of over-hyped, under-deliver guys to throw to.
  13. Aaron RodgersKyle said “all he has to do is get the ball to the receivers and they’ll do the rest”, and I can’t agree more.
  14. Jeff Garcia – This is another slow and steady argument for why he’s in the top 15.
  15. Brett Favre – Alive, alive, alive, he’s alive! The Jets O-Line is markedly improved this year, and Coles and Cochtery are good enough (a la poor mens’ Driver and Jennings).
  16. Matt Shaub – Houston doesn’t suck anymore, but this is tough for people to get for some reason. Schaub’s main question mark is also a “Can he stay healthy?” issue.
  17. Jake Delhomme – He looks like he’s healthy. If so, then he’ll be really good. He’s below the above 3 b/c of Steve Smith’s suspension.
  18. Marc Bulger – It can’t be as bad as last year, right? Right? Yes, St. Louis overall will be terrible, but Bulger will recover better than the team on the whole.
  19. Philip Rivers – Remember when Carson Palmer tore his ACL? The following he season he struggled for the first six games before righting the ship and kicking ass as usual. I expect the same/similar timeframe for Rivers. That’s why I have him relatively low.
  20. Jason Campbell – Hopefully he’ll
  21. JaMarcus Russell – He will use the most powerful arm in the NFL . . . to hand off 30x per game to McFadden and Fargus. Slightly better for Oakland, but not great for his fantasy numbers.
  22. Jon Kitna – It’s a shame to think about, but due to all the sacks he’s taken, he won’t be able to remember his own name in a decade or so. In the meantime, enough yards and TDs to warrant backup QB candidacy.
  23. Trent Edwards – At least Buffalo seems to have picked the right QB to start, seeing as Edwards improved last year while Losman just sort of . . . can throw the ball deep . . . and not much else.
  24. Tarvaris Jackson – Heavy is the head that wears the QB crown in Minneapolis. I hope it turns out differently, but I can’t help but see his time in MN resembling Quincy Carter’s performance in Dallas.
  25. Vince Young – His rushing yards help, but they only do so much. He’s not looking like a good NFL QB after last season.

Is Jessica Simpson better than Gisele?

July 30th, 2008

Quarterbacks!?! Quarterbacks?!? Yes quarterbacks. People love them the most, but they also love to hate them. So which ones should you draft? I don’t know, but I do have some sage advice for you.

Last year Peyton Manning was the #1 ranked QB in most pre-draft rankings, but then Tom Brady decided to date Gisele. That alone should’ve been enough for Brady, but he decided to break several single season passing records. Now it’s obvious that Brady is #1, but who’s #2 or for that matter #22?

Well it all starts with what your league scoring is. Do interceptions count against you? Do rushing carries count? Do you get extra points for having the last name of Manning? Knowing what your league scoring will help you figure out what players should be valued and who should be left for dead. Take for instance Jon Kitna, he threw for 4,068 yards and 18 TDs last year. Not bad right? Only if your league doesn’t count his 20 INTs last year.

So without further ado here’s my top 25 QBs as of July 30:

  1. Tom Brady – What can be said except that he’s dating Gisele.
  2. Peyton Manning – He’s a little banged up, but he’s always consistent.
  3. Tony Romo – When you have T.O. and Witten everything is easier.
  4. Drew Brees – Jeremy Shockey actually has a good QB to throw him the ball.
  5. Carson Palmer – He still has Chad Johnson and TJ Housmanzadeh to throw to.
  6. Matt Hasselbeck – Mike Holmgren is still the coach right?
  7. Derek Anderson – He has way too much talent to be bad, … right?
  8. Ben Roethlisberger – I don’t expect him to throw for more than 3500 yards, but he should still put up some good numbers.
  9. Donovan McNabb – He would be so much higher if he wouldn’t get hurt so much.
  10. David Garrard – He doesn’t have a lot of good receivers, but then again he didn’t last year when he threw for 2,509 yards and 18 TDs.
  11. Jay Cutler – He had a solid year last year despite the whole diabetes thing.
  12. Philip Rivers – If he plays like he did in the playoffs he should finish higher than this, but I won’t put a whole lot of money on that.
  13. Eli Manning – He’s a least consistent, plus his last name is Manning.
  14. Aaron Rodgers – All he has to do is get the ball to the receivers and they’ll do the rest.
  15. Marc Bulger – Take a look at McNabb’s comment.
  16. Jake Delhomme – Steve Smith’s favorite QB is back, but maybe not fully healthy.
  17. Jason Campbell – He should have a solid year with a new offense.
  18. Matt Shaub – Health is an issue, and so is inexperience.
  19. Alex Smith – He’s bound to be better. Maybe? Hopefully!
  20. Vince Young – His rushing numbers should always help him out.
  21. Trent Edwards – I feel like he’ll do better in his second year on the job.
  22. Jeff Garcia – He doesn’t throw many TDs, but he doesn’t throw INTs either.
  23. Jon Kitna – He throws a fair amount of TDs, but he also throws a lot of INTs.
  24. JaMarcus Russell – Hey he’s got some decent weapons.
  25. Brett Favre – Why not take a flyer on him just in case he does play this year. He’s better than the rest even if he doesn’t play.
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